15/12/13 i’m back
hello all. sorry for being away without leave for ages, but she-human has been hogging the laptop most of the time. she is apparently working on a novel. she assures me the novel will have a dog in…...
10 Years Ago
7/9/13 the sentinel
i’ve been observing him for some days. he sits right where the sun hits the water tank in front of my meshed porch. he moves as the sun moves. you’d think he was dozing, but i can tell …...
10 Years Ago
5/11/2013 the alpha upstairs
a very strange human lives upstairs. she never raises her voice or gets excited. she never bends down to pet me or any of the other humans. she is bald due to something called ke-mo-therpy (?). des…...
10 Years Ago
26/10/2013 my cheating human
she-human is two-timing me! she thought i wouldn’t be able to tell, but it’s not possible to cheat mr. supernose. she came home almost at midnight reeking of the smell of whiskey and a …...
10 Years Ago
21/10/13 fire monsters
imagine for a minute, reader, that you are me. after the toils of the day, you have just rested your head on your paws, and closed your eyes. the room is dark and cool, a friendly hand is slowly sc…...
10 Years Ago
20/10/13 if cats could talk
my she-human just finished a book called kafka on the shore. it looks like this: register immediate distaste, dear human readers, for the smug looking cat on the cover. in my opinion, all books wit…...
10 Years Ago
