Sometimes it might be appropriate to quote religious texts or inspirational spiritual verses because the news story is so joyful that it reminds both reader and writer of an epic event or good deed.  The New Testament story from the Christian Bible goes something like this; Jesus, a savior of men and women, once upon a time called a group of fishermen to become fishers of men and not just fish. Over two thousand years later, one fisherman from Whidbey Island, Washington, USA, seems to have taken these words literally and to heart. He also has fond memories of his...