Ringtones that make you go insane. Villains who attach timers to bombs. Men who don’t want to look cool. Life is full of these and more weirdnesses. Here’s some groundbreaking insight, mind-blowing wit, and a fair share of light-hearted humor on the quirks of men and their creations. These words could potentially make you laugh, change your perspective, confound you, or in extreme cases, even make you think. The author accepts no responsibility for any such mishaps. Read at your own risk.